This letter was delivered to my inbox today. It came from the friend of a friend of a friend who is evidently a teacher at a local high school. I guess rather than being actively engaged in her classroom assignment, this student found it more beneficial of her time to make a list of all the things she needed to do to be "completely sexified." I mean, she clearly declares "you completely sexified if you get all this and do this." I hate that she left her list behind and will probably never reach her goal.
Sometimes teachers are a delightful source of good humor, and I'm glad this teacher decided to share.
I learned a few things from this list. First and foremost, I had no idea Lane Bryant had such exquisite jewelry. And I think being on danceline really would make a girl feel more confident. I wouldn't know, but I felt pretty good about my time on yearbook staff.
I think the "learn to walk straight" is my favorite tip, but then it raises the question of her chance of making danceline.
Ohh, and I probably could stand a new eyebrow brush myself. I am now set on my journey to being "completely sexified" before I'm 30.
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Spaghetti scrap shirts...!!!
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! I MEAN I REALLY HAVE NO WORDS.. But if it helps, I do think you're going to be a "SEXIFIED " 30 yr old.
klassy.
I can totally relate! I was trying to loose weight and get some estentions for our big night Friday.
Shoot me if my child speaks/spells/is like this!
Wow. Sounds like my day to day life as a teacher! I hear this nonsense all day long. My favorite thing to do it when a girl comes to school with REALLY long hair when she had short hair the day before...I always say "gosh! your hair grows so quickly!" Love it!
Super classy!! And now Ty wants an airbrushed jacket.
Hmm... I can honestly say that I once bought a "blue" jean jacket from Aeropostale (Yes.. I had to double check my spelling), and it changed my life!!
That was great!! :)
Big thanks for the providing the Rules! I have committed them to memory. This is the year I will finally be sexy. Or sexified. No, both.
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