After an incredibly horrible day yesterday, I did myself the favor of going to the liquor store. $85 later, I was on my way home with only one bottle of wine and an assortment of goodies. Ty teased that only I could go to the liquor store and come home with more food than beverages. It was a moment of weakness. And as a result of my emotional vulnerability, I came home with two blocks of cheese, prosciutto, a sleeve of crackers, two different appetizers (for a party I'm attending Monday), and some blueberry sweet rolls for breakfast Saturday morning.
Some women shop for clothes when they're feeling down, I shop for cheese. ... and all is right in the world.
I did share some of my cheese board with Ty. Then I ate some Captain Crunch for dinner and went to bed. I'm feeling much better today.
Now, on to the next topic and problem I would like to discuss for today.
Since I turned 30 a little over a month ago, I've started to notice some physical changes. Of course, there's the reality that cantaloupe never affected me the way it does now, but I've started to notice a more severe problem -- the emergence of old lady hands.
I was so disturbed, I had to call my sister-in-law to see if she'd noticed my hands looking particularly old lately. She was thrilled I had called and shared this revelation with her because she too was feeling her hands looked old.
Then we exchanged pictures via text.
{Ashley's hand.}
{Steph's hand.}
I know, you've never seen saggier knuckles on a 30 year old.
That same night, Ashley decided she was going to combat her old lady hands by covering them in Vaseline Petroleum Jelly before going to sleep.
I couldn't do it because I kept thinking, "The only thing worse than a 30-year-old with paper-thin wrinkly hands is a 30-year-old with paper-thin wrinkly hands and acne."
I just think this would give me acne.
Oh well, I guess I'll follow up this post next week when my liver spots begin to appear.
2 comments:
STEPHANIE ANN! I'm going to beat you !! But, at least my hands will look good... i'm sending new pic..actually two..
What? I told you I was going to write this!!
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