Funny Texts From Home

I've been in Orlando for three nights now. One more night, and I'll be heading home. And although I've been very busy since arriving, I miss being a part of all the things going on at home. Thankfully, several people do their best to keep me in the loop, and I do my best to return the favor.

These are the shoes I wore yesterday. They were given to me a few years back by LJ, so I thought she would appreciate seeing that I still wear them. I took this picture from a bathroom stall and felt very awkward when my camera phone made that picture capture sound. I thought I should announce to everyone that I was just taking a picture of my shoes. Then a man walked out of the stall next to me and it made my picture taking blunder seem minor. He literally ran out of the women's restroom in embarrassment. I would have thought more of him if he washed his hands.

Nancy sent me this picture last night with the message that I should beware when I leave town because my "Hubby's cattin' around with younger girls." I told her that she better watch him for me. He'll be babysitting behind my back before I know it. Which might be a good thing since Nancy will be having twin girls sometime this week!

Then, right before I got in bed to go to sleep, I got this picture from my sister-in-law Ashley saying "a very sad night ends with me wearing a finger condom." Out of fear that she'd lost a digit ... or a hand (I couldn't really tell in the picture what was going on), I called to make sure everything was OK. Ashley cut the tip off her finger making french fries with her mandoline slicer. I knew all was well when she told me they ate dinner before seeking medical attention.

After dinner, my brother purchased enough first aid supplies to treat a small military regime (see picture above).

The pictures have done a great job of keeping me company while I'm away, but I'm excited to be home and witness things first hand. Especially the arrival of Walt and Nancy's twin girls!