This letter was delivered to my inbox today. It came from the friend of a friend of a friend who is evidently a teacher at a local high school. I guess rather than being actively engaged in her classroom assignment, this student found it more beneficial of her time to make a list of all the things she needed to do to be "completely sexified." I mean, she clearly declares "you completely sexified if you get all this and do this." I hate that she left her list behind and will probably never reach her goal.
Sometimes teachers are a delightful source of good humor, and I'm glad this teacher decided to share.
I learned a few things from this list. First and foremost, I had no idea Lane Bryant had such exquisite jewelry. And I think being on danceline really would make a girl feel more confident. I wouldn't know, but I felt pretty good about my time on yearbook staff.
I think the "learn to walk straight" is my favorite tip, but then it raises the question of her chance of making danceline.
Ohh, and I probably could stand a new eyebrow brush myself. I am now set on my journey to being "completely sexified" before I'm 30.